So If I Don't Go Big Do I Get To Go Home Beverage Napkins

So if I don't go big, do I get to go home? An excellent question, asked by everyone who has ever regretted saying yes to a second location.

It is the funniest napkin we stock, largely because it articulates a thought that most people have had and very few have said out loud. Expect it to be read aloud, photographed, and quoted back to the host later in the evening.

Practically speaking they hold up well. Thick, soft and absorbent three-ply paper that manages stains and spills easily, so the joke does not come at the cost of a napkin that actually works.

Twenty to a package at 5" x 5", which covers a real gathering with a few spare.

A great gift for a fun-loving hostess, a friend or a coworker! Also an excellent white elephant contribution for anyone whose social stamina peaks early and everyone knows it. Nobody has ever set one down without reading it first.

At a glance

• 20 count package
• 5" x 5" napkins
• 3-ply paper
• Thick, soft and absorbent
• Suits any gathering or party